"I'll take terrible word plays for $1000"

Actual headline by E Online - "Alex Trebek Jeopardized by Heart Attack"

I suppose no one thought of "What is a near-death experience, Alex?"

Tigers trade for Willis and a Dwarf Star

Sure it's a great trade for the tigs, but this guy makes me look like Ally Mcbeal. Work in some cukes with that ranch, fella!

I just Squidoo'd

Yes, it's true..

http://www.squidoo.com/findgreatdoctors/


Medicine, from a friend of hypochondriacs

Has anyone seen my spare time?

Waste. You're here in large part because you have decided to give up your time. It may be seconds, but I'll do my best to keep you interested.

And yet, even by writing the previous sentence, I've already lost that interest.

Here's something which you may be interested in if you are like me and a father of 3 girls (Not because of the video - which is well-done - but due to the fact that dove is also owned by the same company that brings you those salacious Axe ads...)






How I love hypocrisy